1. forbiddenfruitz:

    frickyeah1990s:

    my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

    remote? try stash

    (via modifythee)

  2. One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
    Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)

    (via anotherstorytotellyourfriends)

  3. hoovinit:

    supersizemysexysex:

    please watch this sped up version of frankendoodle

    its about a million times funnier this way

    FINLAND

    (via givemeheartt)

  4. Riverrr.

    Riverrr.

  5. (Source: c0caino, via herlastword)

  6. youreoldwhen:

Things to tell your grandchildren

    youreoldwhen:

    Things to tell your grandchildren

    (via anotherstorytotellyourfriends)

  7. It’s so weird to think that it’s only been a year and two months. Somehow you saved me.

  8. In a realllly good mood this morning. Going to go hang out with muh lil’ thugg.

  9. GUYS. MY HAIR TODAY. sdlfkjsal;dkfjasd. I am so beautiful when I wake up. DUH.

    GUYS. MY HAIR TODAY. sdlfkjsal;dkfjasd. I am so beautiful when I wake up. DUH.

  10. twyll:

    i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

    and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

    aw yeah

    we tight

    we bros

    but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

    (via green-phlegm)

  11. So my professor was asking questions.

    • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
    • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
    • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
    • Me: *raises hand*
    • Professor: *points me out* why?
    • Me: It's illegal.
    • Professor: touche.
  12. visual-poetry:

    »too small to be great art« by anatol knotek

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